- "It`s coffee time!"
- — You, before making any kind of coffee.
Instant Coffee[]
Makes: Cup of coffee.
Requires: Kettle, Bottle of water, Stove with gas.
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I got the cup of coffee. It´s better than nothing. |
| I made a cup of coffee. |
| It´s a regular cup of coffee. |
| It's alright. If there's no other coffee about... |
| It's a regular supermarket brand. |
| It's a cup of coffee. Sometimes that's the best you can snag. |
| It's a normal kind of coffee. Just add water. |
| It's that cheap kind they stock in the workplace. |
| It's the kind your granny always has. |
| I got the cup of coffee. It´s better than nothing. |
| Coffee. It's not the best, ... it's lucky I prefer it black, though. |
| Regular coffee. Well it looks drinkable. |
| Some coffee is better than no coffee. |
| A regular cup of joe. An average joe, you might say. |
| A cup or so a day won't hurt. |
| A good old cup of coffee. Wish it was espresso, but hey... |
| I can't remember when I started drinking coffee. |
| I made coffee. I'm sure this is going to help. |
| Drink cup of coffee... |
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| Time for joe. (...) |
| Let's see now... (...) |
| Alright then... (...) |
| Need my fix... (...) |
| ... (...) |
| Ok then... (...) |
| Coffee... (...) |
| Sweet dark goodness... (...) |
| Well, I'm less exhausted at least. |
| It helped in some ways. |
| That's the ticket. ... more coffee. |
| I needed coffee! |
| I'm having a hell of a time! |
| HELLO! |
| I do feel a bit refreshed. |
| Who's there? |
| It woke me up. |
| Feel a bit hyper. |
| That was all-right. |
| It wasn't bad. |
| What did you say? |
| Another cup of joe. Why not eh? |
| That hit the spot. |
| That was a cup of coffee. |
| Wicked, great, smashing. |
Ground Espresso[]
Makes: double espresso.
Requires: Water, Ground espresso and Moka Pot.
Double espresso for me!
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| I´ve got the double espresso. It´s a miracle! |
| I made a cup of joe... Lovely. |
| Wonderful, a double espresso. |
| Espresso, espresso, how I love you so! |
| Magnificent. |
| Ah, the crutch used to prop up all the greatest of minds. |
| I'm not at my best without my coffee. |
| Coffee is the water of life. |
| The smell of coffee freshly brewed... There's nothing more reassuring than that. |
| I remember my first coffee, in the cafeteria at the swimming pool with papa. God, I hated it. Ended up a fan, of course. |
| Drink double espresso... |
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| There's nothing like a cup of joe... to blow the cobwebs away. |
| Ah, that aroma... (...) |
| What a great invention coffee is... (...) |
| Looks fantastic! (...) |
| I'm gonna enjoy this... (...) |
| I'm looking forward to this... (...) |
| Let's see now... (...) |
| Smells good... (...) |
| Blacker than a moonless night. ... hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee. |
| Black as the devil, ... hot as hell, ... pure as an angel, ... sweet as love. |
| I must have my coffee. |
| Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! |
| I love coffee. It's always been there for me when I need it. |
| I never laugh until I've had my coffee... |
| I'm having a wonderful time here! |
| I'm really enjoying this coffee! |
| Damn fine coffee! And hot! |
| I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! |
| I needed that. |
| Sensual and invigorating. |
| That's the ticket, ... more coffee. |
| Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Just let it happen. |
| COFFEE.SYS not found. User startup disabled. |
| That more than got me started. |
| Forever. The time it takes... ... to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. |
| Feel a little light-headed, but it's nice. |
| My coffee warned me about this... |
| I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. |
| Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions! |
| Best way to start the day. |
| I feel half-alive now. |
| I sure feel perky! |
| Nectar of the gods. |
| FK in the coffee? What could it mean? |
Trivia:[]
- "Blacker than a moonless night. ... hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee." is a quote from a character called Godot from the Ace Attorney series. "Blacker than a moonless night" is itself a reference to another Agent Cooper line from Twin Peaks when asked how he takes his coffee: "Black as midnight on a moonless night".
- "My coffee warned me about this." and "FK in the coffee!" are lines by Agent York from Deadly Premonition.
- "Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Just let it happen." and "Damn fine coffee! And hot!" are famous quotes by coffee-lover Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks.