"It`s coffee time!"
You, before making any kind of coffee.

Instant CoffeeEdit

Makes: Cup of coffee.

Requires: Kettle, Bottle of water, Stove with gas.

Look at/Brew Monologues

I got the cup of coffee. It´s better than nothing.

I made a cup of coffee.
It´s a regular cup of coffee.
It's alright. If there's no other coffee about...
It's a regular supermarket brand.
It's a cup of coffee. Sometimes that's the best you can snag.
It's a normal kind of coffee. Just add water.
It's that cheap kind they stock in the workplace.
It's the kind your granny always has.
I got the cup of coffee. It´s better than nothing.
Coffee. It's not the best, ... it's lucky I prefer it black, though.
Regular coffee. Well it looks drinkable.
Some coffee is better than no coffee.
A regular cup of joe. An average joe, you might say.
A cup or so a day won't hurt.
A good old cup of coffee. Wish it was espresso, but hey...
I can't remember when I started drinking coffee.
I made coffee. I'm sure this is going to help.
Drink cup of coffee...
Time for joe. (...)
Let's see now... (...)
Alright then... (...)
Need my fix... (...)
... (...)
Ok then... (...)
Coffee... (...)
Sweet dark goodness... (...)
Well, I'm less exhausted at least.
It helped in some ways.
That's the ticket. ... more coffee.
I needed coffee!
I'm having a hell of a time!
I do feel a bit refreshed.
Who's there?
It woke me up.
Feel a bit hyper.
That was all-right.
It wasn't bad.
What did you say?
Another cup of joe. Why not eh?
That hit the spot.
That was a cup of coffee.
Wicked, great, smashing.

Ground EspressoEdit

Makes: double espresso.

Requires: Water, Ground espresso and Moka Pot.

Double espresso for me!

Look at/Brew Monologues
I´ve got the double espresso. It´s a miracle!
I made a cup of joe... Lovely.
Wonderful, a double espresso.
Espresso, espresso, how I love you so!
Ah, the crutch used to prop up all the greatest of minds.
I'm not at my best without my coffee.
Coffee is the water of life.
The smell of coffee freshly brewed... There's nothing more reassuring than that.
I remember my first coffee, in the cafeteria at the swimming pool with papa. God, I hated it. Ended up a fan, of course.
Drink double espresso...
There's nothing like a cup of joe... to blow the cobwebs away.
Ah, that aroma... (...)
What a great invention coffee is... (...)
Looks fantastic! (...)
I'm gonna enjoy this... (...)
I'm looking forward to this... (...)
Let's see now... (...)
Smells good... (...)
Blacker than a moonless night. ... hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.
Black as the devil, ... hot as hell, ... pure as an angel, ... sweet as love.
I must have my coffee.
Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
I love coffee. It's always been there for me when I need it.
I never laugh until I've had my coffee...
I'm having a wonderful time here!
I'm really enjoying this coffee!
Damn fine coffee! And hot!
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
I needed that.
Sensual and invigorating.
That's the ticket, ... more coffee.
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Just let it happen.
COFFEE.SYS not found. User startup disabled.
That more than got me started.
Forever. The time it takes... ... to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
Feel a little light-headed, but it's nice.
My coffee warned me about this...
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!
Best way to start the day.
I feel half-alive now.
I sure feel perky!
Nectar of the gods.
FK in the coffee? What could it mean?


  • "Blacker than a moonless night. ... hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee." is a quote from a character called Godot from the Ace Attorney series. "Blacker than a moonless night" is itself a reference to another Agent Cooper line from Twin Peaks when asked how he takes his coffee: "Black as midnight on a moonless night".
  • "My coffee warned me about this." and "FK in the coffee!" are lines by Agent York from Deadly Premonition.
  • "Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Just let it happen." and "Damn fine coffee! And hot!" are famous quotes by coffee-lover Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks.